Random reasons Robert Pattinson is awesome:
- He admits to getting confused while doing a lot of press and just start talking in an American accent without even realizing he's doing it.
- He seemed genuinely shocked when a fan asked him if the fact that every shirt he wears is always misbuttoned on purpose is true, he had no clue he was doing it. There are thousands of pictures of him doing it.
- He's genuinely baffled by why women are obsessed with him, he's got like the worst self esteem ever and always makes a point of saying self deprecating things about himself.
New things that piss me off about Twilight/New Moon:
- Bella totally doesn't understand how Edward can actually be interested in her and is always doubting the fact that he could really want to be with HER for like a long ass time. Yet never does the thought ever seem to occur to her that maybe he's not really into her, he's just amazed by the fact that he can't read her mind, and that it was just the novelty of having that that is making him want to be with her. Always thinks she's not pretty enough for him, but never once thinks hey maybe I'm just something different for him and that's what he's so obsessed with, not the actual person I am. NOT ONCE.
- In the book New Moon Jasper is not in high school with Edward and Alice during senior year. In the books it mentions once that Jasper and Rosalie are twins. Which would mean when the book says "the older scarier Cullens were away at college" that SHOULD HAVE included Jasper, but in fact the book just doesn't say anything about where Jasper is. It tells us Edward and Alice are at Forks High School Senior Year, and it tells us Emmitt and Rosalie aka the scarier Cullens are gone away to school together, but it doesn't say a word about that third "scarier Cullen" and where they are telling the town that HE is since he's not in high school. In the movie Jasper IS going to school with Alice and Edward still, making him Rosalies "little" brother instead. OH! And in the book they refer to them as Rosalie and Jasper Hale, according to their public story, they cousins of Esme's that the Cullens adopted, but in the movie they are Rosalie and Jasper Cullen, and it makes no mention of them pretending to be biological brother and sister.
- Why the fuck doesn't Bella try to convince Laurant into making her into a vampire when he wants to kill her? He would have said no because it would have pissed off Victoria, but still faced with Death you would think it would cross her mind to try let him feed from her if he'll make her a vampire, that way she can go be with Edward and be a vampire like she wants to be.
Now the one that's pissing me off the most:
- THEY DON'T ACTUALLY SAY A FUCKIN WORD ABOUT JASPERS MOOD CONTROL TALENT IN EITHER MOVIE, NOT IN TWILIGHT, NOT IN NEW MOON. This would be fine, except at the start of the movie where Bella simply says, "Jasper, no fair with the mood control thing". Would make NO SENSE to someone who didn't read the books. They would not jump to thinking "oh that must be Jasper's talent" with the way they present that in the movie. All it seems like is that Bella is probably trying to figure out what on earth made her say yes to the birthday party and she jokes that Jasper is somehow involved in a conspiracy to influence her mood, as a sarcastic joke. They also should have revealed the talents of the Volturi in a more noticeable way. OH, also they should have explained exactly what a "tracker" was in the first movie when Edward said James was one. It's clear that it makes him able to locate Bella from thousands of miles away which a normal vampire couldn't do. They can also find any one particular vampire they are looking for at any time they want. Normal vampires can only sense where humans and other vampires are if they are in the close vicinity of them.
Ok, I'm going to go find what's left of my dignity now.
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